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Carey the Alicorn

Male. Born on March 2, 1993.
Also happy sabbath
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Happy birthday me
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Trance Sequence
happy birthday!!
March 2, 2024
March 1st huzzah! Only one more day
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When ur stomach littorally tries to turn inside out with u in the car
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Before I became computer savvy I always thought tos stood for throw out stupid
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Trance Sequence
thats what should be done with a lot of terms of service, throw em out
February 29, 2024
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I believe second chances and reform is always possible even for worst off people
February 29, 2024
Ember
I don't. People who litter, people who don't tip, and fans of Harry Potter go right in the incinerator, no second chances.
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February 29, 2024
geze thanks for littorally dumping on the movies and books I like, except with the crused child
March 1, 2024
Ember
Certainly. Get in the incinerator.
March 1, 2024
"You crazy colts get off my lawn!" Carry says waving his hoof angrily at a pony on his lawn
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Trance Sequence
but im hungry and your grass is good
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February 28, 2024
*gets out the slipper of doom*
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February 29, 2024
Ratchet Wrench
To paraphrase a favorite line from the show... "I'm Older than you"
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February 29, 2024
"iam calling ur boot camp instructor!"
February 29, 2024
*old man Carey sleeps peacefully*
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Go to youth rally they say it would be fun they say. Ugh, last time I go against my instinct to stay home
Only if there was to block junk mail in real life
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Ember
It's called set your mailbox on fire.
February 14, 2024
that's a federal offense
February 14, 2024
Ember
Celestia can fight me herself if she cares so much.
February 14, 2024
May the light of God bless you,hope you all had a good sabeth.
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