Where the fuck did all these yaks come from? Who pays for all this?
Oh Celestia, another one.
Remember kids, the first rule of improv is "Fuck it, we ball".
I know that I have beautiful skin, but it's still uncomfortable when a customer tells me.
It sure is a lovely day to have magic.
It's lovely days like today that really make me appreciate the steps I took to make sure that nopony can take my magic away (because that would be mean and enti... View moreIt sure is a lovely day to have magic.
It's lovely days like today that really make me appreciate the steps I took to make sure that nopony can take my magic away (because that would be mean and entirely uncalled for). Ponies have tried before, several times, because they think I'm just a pegasus who can't defend herself. But I'm smart, and I have resources, and I know how to protect my magic from those who would try to steal it.
It's also a lovely day to remember the last time that someone showed up in Equestria and started taking ponies' magic away. Twilight Sparkle threw that guy through a mountain. And then he got locked in hell for six seasons. Because taking away people's magic against their will is villain behavior.
Come join me by the 🔥 that I made and peacefully share this lovely day (and maybe a few jokes) with me.
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