I'm iBrony's resident pyro. Got a problem? Bring it to me; I'll set it on fire.
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About Me
I'm iBrony's resident pyro. Got a problem? Bring it to me; I'll set it on fire.
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I know that I have beautiful skin, but it's still uncomfortable when a customer tells me.
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Hestur
As long as they don't like it enough to want to take it from you...
Do you want to be a unicorn?
Ember You should try being a yak! *The little filly turns into a yak*
The GAP Fausty I don't want to be a yak, they're too big and bulky. Makes me feel too heavy and slow.
The GAP Fausty I melted a candle onto my forehead once, I'll call that close enough.
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THE MAIN PAGE IS NOW ON FIRE
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You’re still not allowed to use magic.
Ember You accused me of being a cannababibble when I offered to make you a unicorn!
The GAP Fausty You're the one who brought up eating ponies. I made a joke about back-alley surgeons stealing my kidneys.
Ember
C: Adult stepping in here, this has gone on quite a bit. You’re arguing with a toddler, who yes, is a goddess of magic, and upsetting her because you want to play an antagonistic role. You should have realized that your stolen organs joke caused her distress the first time you made it. The RE... View more
Creep! How am I going to learn to deal with mortals if you don’t let me do it myself?
C: Remember what Lord Hades said. Even gods sometimes require the assistance of mortals.
The GAP Fausty You're right, that's on me. I should have known better than to make jokes on the internet, where anyone could have traumatic memories of being chained in a basement and forced to eat child sacrifices in their childhood. That is a very normal thing to have to be considerate of, and def... View more
Ember
C: I don’t expect you to have known her past, but you clearly looked at her and saw she was upset by your organ theft joke, which you then doubled down on. I explained why it was upsetting to her because I had hoped that it would give you some perspective as to what her complaint was. I can s... View more
The GAP Fausty I don't really care how good of a pony anyone thinks me to be. Kid, if you interact with people, sometimes they'll upset you. How you respond to that is your responsibility, not theirs. You are in control of your own self, and if you're gonna have god-level powers, you gotta learn fas... View more
((I’ve referred to her as “Small filly”, “toddler who has control over the concept of magic”, I swear in the info section of my profile it mentions she’s a year old. But fair, I probably could’ve done more to make it clearer. Not sarcastic.))
The GAP Fausty ((The phrasing in her profile is that her "new life started last year" which is a phrase usually used metaphorically when someone moves to a new area to start a new job, or something similar. The listed age on her profile is also 124.))
It's 3am, I'm playing Team Fortress 2, checking iBrony and listening to MCR and 30 Seconds to Mars...
Am I in 2012 again?
All that's missing are posts about the current and upcoming episodes and the things featured in them.
Happy Nightmare Night everypony.
"No signs of life here, save the embers, the occasional flame..."
- Drones, Rise Against
Need to commission an image of Ember loading dragonsbreath rounds into a shotgun exactly like this meme...
