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Slurpee Hooves

Male. Lives in Right behind you. Born on August 21. Is single.
About Me
I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Slurpee Hooves
PSAs with Slurp: don't buy Black Seal brand dark "rum". It falls into the same trap as Southern Comforts "whiskey", which is to say it's really just boozy sugar water.
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Slurpee Hooves
I tried making a Gojira pone for some reason
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So now I've seen the OG Godzilla/Gojira. I uh. I don't fully understand my own thoughts just yet but jfc. Definitely don't regret having finally seen it. First half had me thinking I'd find it a bit s... View more
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Slurpee Hooves
Have y'all ever gotten drunk and decided to go on a random nostalgia trip? Because I'm 3 whiskey glasses deep and watching fucking The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
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Prince Carry
Fear is what keeps you alive, yea don't sweat the little things but there are some things that we must fear while at same time keep our with about ourselves.
September 4, 2023
Araziel Kael Dynnian
happy belated birf
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thank
August 23, 2023
Ember
Ha, get old.
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Pouncer
Happy birthday. Here's a strawberry slurpee just for you. :v
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I been thinking of trying to write fanfiction again, just to have some degree of creative output to keep myself sane, but the trouble is I keep second guessing my own ideas and therefore ultimately no... View more
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