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Slurpee Hooves

Slurpee Hooves

Male. Lives in Right behind you. Born on August 21. Is single.
About Me
I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
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Kitsune Foxx
LightningBlaze
Ember
Lauda Dash
Chess Checker
Lavender Dawn
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Hestur
Happy birthday
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Ember
Ha, get old.
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Slurpee Hooves
If you remember me flooding my profile with "I am 14 and this is deep" Justice League quotes, you're a real G as far as I'm concerned
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King Sombra
Pepperidge Farm Remembers.. and so do I
February 25, 2024
Slurpee Hooves
Idk if anyone remembers the not-at-all-coveted Slurpee Seal of Approval from back when I used to write shitty movie reviews on the original iB and PhM, but Gojira Minus One is the latest recipient. So... View more
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Marith
Hard to go wrong with godzilla imo.
December 2, 2023
Rcticwolf
I do slightly remember someone with your name, does that count?
December 9, 2023
Slurpee Hooves
Sure.
December 9, 2023
Silver Masquerade
Long time no see bro. Just found out this site was back by accident.
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Slurpee Hooves
PSAs with Slurp: don't buy Black Seal brand dark "rum". It falls into the same trap as Southern Comforts "whiskey", which is to say it's really just boozy sugar water.
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I tried making a Gojira pone for some reason
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So now I've seen the OG Godzilla/Gojira. I uh. I don't fully understand my own thoughts just yet but jfc. Definitely don't regret having finally seen it. First half had me thinking I'd find it a bit s... View more
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Slurpee Hooves
Have y'all ever gotten drunk and decided to go on a random nostalgia trip? Because I'm 3 whiskey glasses deep and watching fucking The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
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Slurpee Hooves
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
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