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Ember

Female. Lives in Tall Tale. Born on June 21. Is in a relationship.
About Me
I'm iBrony's resident pyro. Got a problem, bring it to me; I'll set it on fire and you'll immediatel... View more

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Ember
People wouldn't shoplift from my work if management would just let me set one of them on fire.
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It would be efficient to just freeze them in Carbonite
February 28, 2024
Ember
Sure, I'll go with the option that is vastly more costly and time consuming (and requires obtaining a fictional element and all the machinery required to utilize it) than spending $1.49 on a Bic lighter. In the name of efficiency. And pass up the opportunity to set someone/thing ... View more
February 28, 2024
Vatonem
I maintain that society would be more polite if employees of any company/sector had a pass to legally beat up one (1) customer or client a year
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February 28, 2024
Ember
That's what I'm saying, actual consequences for their actions. Talk shit, get hit. Take shit, get lit.
February 28, 2024