Heaven Beat
by on August 17, 2023
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Episode 3: The Ticket Master


ROUGH SUMMARY

Princess Celestia decides to be a menace once again and torment Twilight by sending her two tickets to the biggest horse event (it’s like the Pony MET Gala), the Grand Galloping Gala (HEHE) in front of her friends. These “friends” see this and start kissing ass to Twilight, hoping she’ll give the ticket to them. Twilight has enough of the nonsense once Pinkie tells EVERYONE in Ponyville that she has the tickets; prompting Twilight to send the tickets back because “If you guys can’t go, I won’t go”. Celestia then sends them all a ticket pulling some, “Well if you wanted more tickets, you should’ve just said!!”

 

BITCH????????????

 

OPINION?

 

I kinda like this episode, it has an absolute BANGER of a Pinkie song in it but again, the worst part of this episode is, big surprise, Celestia. She sends ONE extra ticket, knowing Twilight has multiple friends and KNOWING that Twilight isn’t gonna be able to choose?? Like???

TWI IS THERE FOR FRIENDSHIP LESSONS, THE FIRST OFFICIAL THING YOU WANT TO TEACH HER IS HOW TO ABANDON HER FRIENDS FOR ONE OF THE OTHERS?????????

Another thing that I kinda wanna point out is that Twilight has literally just met these ponies so calling them her "friends" is a bit of a stretch? At least for me, I'm the type of person that needs multiple good interactions with another to really consider someone a friend and not just an aquaintance? Just me?? ok- But it's definitely something to make your student pick from five other people that she's just met who all have good intentions of going to the Gala. Just letting you know this is not the end of the Celestia hate train, Luna for Life u3u

 

FRIENDSHIP LESSON OF THE DAY:

 

Celestia doesn’t know how to count.

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Ember
Through the lens of "Everything Celestia did was to prepare Twilight for ruling Equestria", this lesson was: Being royalty gives you exclusive access to high societal events and everyone will want to take advantage of that.
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August 20, 2023