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Slurpee Hooves
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Born on August 21.
Is single.
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Boutta celebrate 'Murica Day with a GI Joe movie marathon. Starting with the 80's one (which I've actually never seen before), then the Resolute miniseries, then the two guilty pleasure live action on... View more
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Slurpee Hooves
80's movie was disappointing. I mean I kinda knew I probably wouldn't like it because I happen to be a pretty big Cobra Commander stan but aside from shafting him the rest of the movie just wasn't particularly entertaining. Next up Resolute
Hestur
Slurpee Hooves consider that it was the jump between animated seasons and they wanted to sell more toys (and you could sell so many variants of Cobra Commander to kids back then)
Fun fact, the wounded character at the beginning was supossed to die in the movie, but the Transformers movie was releas... View more
Slurpee Hooves
I still stand by that Resolute is overrated but I'll give it this much, it's a lot better than I remembered. Would probably be straight up the best serious take on the IP... if Renegades didn't exist. Next up, Rise of Cobra.
Slurpee Hooves
Rise of Cobra was about as bad as I remember, but also as fun. There's a reason these movies are some of my favorite guilty pleasures. Now to finish off this marathon, Retaliation
Slurpee Hooves
Aand that concludes my 'Murica day GI Joe marathon. Hell of a ride. Retaliation still a guilty pleasure banger