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Neon Synthwave

Female. Born on March 23, 1998.
Neon Synthwave
I missed out on some things and now I crave steak. Anyone have steak?
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Ember
I only have the "Burn them at the" kind, which very few people take me up on when I offer it.
March 5, 2024
Neon Synthwave
I’ll take it up if we doing that to other people
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March 5, 2024
Neon Synthwave
He sleep
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Neon Synthwave
Cornflake knows what you did
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Acry Weaver
oh
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December 29, 2023
Neon Synthwave
I don’t know what it is because he can’t talk or write
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December 31, 2023
Ember
Cornflake better also know how to keep his mouth shut.
January 1, 2024
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Neon Synthwave
Cornflake can open his mouth but only to nom
January 3, 2024
Ember
Then Cornflake will have to suffer having witnessed unspeakable horrors (putting out a candle) in silence.
January 4, 2024
Neon Synthwave
I mean he can also nom you for doing the things you did
January 4, 2024
Not worried all I did was make something to eat and kill necromorphs
January 3, 2024
Neon Synthwave
Cornflake doesn’t know what those are
January 4, 2024
Lavender Dawn
Knowing what I did and proving it in a court of law are two different things. We good.
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January 3, 2024
Neon Synthwave
He cannot speak anyways. He can only nom
January 4, 2024
Neon Synthwave
I’m back in the New York groove
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Marith
Ya walkin ere?
November 22, 2023
Neon Synthwave
November 23, 2023
Neon Synthwave
So I got a new character. Don’t anger her though
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Neon Synthwave
Perfect for when you’re losing an argum
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Ember
143.2 Days
October 4, 2023
Neon Synthwave
it still works
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October 18, 2023
Slurpee Hooves
Is that the next Kingdom Hearts spinoff?
October 18, 2023
Ember
With your help it can be.
October 19, 2023
Neon Synthwave
With spooky season coming up I’ll give every retail worker a scare by saying that she’s almost thawed and ready to sing
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Neon Synthwave
You recon you can set water on fire?
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Slurpee Hooves
Sure, I seen it in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, the sewer scene
September 12, 2023 Edited
Ember
Yes.
September 13, 2023
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Neon Synthwave
How so?
September 13, 2023
Ember
Ever hear of the Cuyahoga River?
September 13, 2023
Neon Synthwave
No I haven’t
September 13, 2023
Ember
It caught fire 14 times.
September 13, 2023
Lucem Diem
I can set myself on fire too
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September 13, 2023
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Ember
Need help?
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September 13, 2023
Lucem Diem
lol sure, you certified?
September 13, 2023 Edited
Ember
In four and a half different provinces.
September 13, 2023
Lucem Diem
*Lays down* aight I'm ready
September 13, 2023
Neon Synthwave
A friend of mine did up a van for my character, Neon and ever since it’s become her canonical van
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Trance Sequence
#vanlife
September 11, 2023
Neon Synthwave
She just sleeps in it if she wants privacy
September 12, 2023
Slurpee Hooves
But does it turn into a robot?
September 12, 2023
Neon Synthwave
no. Just into a pile of parts
September 12, 2023
Slurpee Hooves
Aww, that's a shame. I was hoping it might be Ironhide's and Ratchet's longlost cousin.
September 12, 2023
Neon Synthwave
I did something very illegal. I did 51 in a 50
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